i was never jealous of barbieโ€™s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

(via walkslikejesus)


my coworker is looking at reddit and Iโ€™m saying โ€œcool memeโ€ to every pic heโ€™s opening regardless of what it is and heโ€™s getting progressively more and more frustrated and yelling โ€œITโ€™S NOT A MEMEโ€

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itโ€™s 2013 and people still donโ€™t realize that lady gaga is a theatrical performer and not just a singer and that all of her performances/music videos have a meaning and sheโ€™s not just being outrageous for no reason lord help meย 

(Source: fifthharmony, via pizza)